mad_lips

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE.

I BET ALL YOU SODS ARE OUT THERE PARTAYING YOUR BOOOOTY OFF!!!!

weet weet.

i'm home ok.

waiting for santa.

so piss off.

i got his milk and cookies already.

anyway,

i asked him for a million bucks.

i can't wait for midnight!

i'm gonna huat in a few hours.

i'm crossing my fingers and hoping he ho ho ho's his ass to the asia region.

cuz if he doesn't,

I DECLARE SANTA RACIST.

anyway,

so i was on a cruise called long jie (i am telling you its some mafia ship i tell ya) for the past 3 days.

working mind you.

it was a staff appreciation event.

so i hung banners, set up tables,

USED A STAPLE GUN!

i tell you, all my life i've wanted to use a staple gun,

but obviously i never had the chance cuz i have never worked in events in my life.

i used one on board to do the table cloth and skirtings for approx. 3 hrs or so.

and now,

I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE A STAPLE GUN EVER AGAIN.

my palm was so sore at the end of it.

i was miserable.

so the event went pretty well.

every crew had alot of fun and were all drunk at the end of the event.

gifts were sponsored by many sponsorERs.

btw,

the owner of that cruise is a very fat dim guy by the name of **n *i*.

like very dim.

like,

if there was a storm and you need to throw things over board just so the ship will be lighter,

throw him.

really.

definitely big difference.

so i just got back today!

btw,

dont work on a ship.

cuz cabins are the size of your regular home toilets.

its like claustrophobia 101

and

imagine ur off duty,

you call ur fren in the next department, say..... slots.

and go,

"hey wanna hang out today??"
"sure! where?"
"hmmmm..... lets hang out at deck 2? since we hung out at deck 3 yest?"
"alright cool!"
"see ya there! eh wait.... wat you wearing? just wanna make sure we dont wear the same clothes. i'm original."]
"aiya, i'm gonna wear fbt and tat sing slippers."
"ok i'll wear havianas then"

omg.

unnatural dont you think?

after we got off, i acc-ed her to get gifts for her friends.

so with barely much rest, we had to look for presents.

and then wrap them

CUZ MISS ANAL RETENTIVE REFUSE TO LET  THEM WRAP FOR HER

saying she doesn't like the wrapper.

so i wrapped her friends presents for her,

and she had to cook for the pot luck.

and obviously instant queen got some instant thing and made magic happen in 45 mins.

i was super tired but well you gotta give...

there are the perks!

i got a super christmas present while running errands w her ;D

and,

zara is no longer my fav store.

my fav store now is Nat Geo.

i heart Nat Geo.



so,

i sold ma soul to gaming for 2 hrs.

i played that life 4 death game.

it was fun but the stress level was too intense for me.

i dont think i work very well under pressure.

but it was fun! nothing too hard to understand.

so yup... thats about it.

i'm available for hire!


hi i'm merlot and i'm an odd job laborer.

HIRE ME!

roger.

CLAUDINE & CLEMENTINE 2009, nataliette.
digital painting + photomontage & airbrushing.

this is Claudine and Clementine, the haughtiest twins in the neighbourhood.
they love christmas for the presents, though the gifts did them a nary bit of good.

bloodshot eyes and sulky faces. puffy sleeved leotards and swishy frocked skirts. the cotton candy hair reminded me of Claudia from Interview With The Vampire and hence: Claudine. whose twin is Clementine. to see the picture in larger size click here.

and omg, sorry for the infrequent art/posts. i havent been too inspired lately.
usually mundanity turns my brain to useless mush and on the contrary: the worse my mood, the more i draw.
recently theres been plenty of family drama but this time, oddly, it was hardly motivating me to do my art.

NO MATTER. as usual i wont be home for the festivities: this year, im flying off to the philippines. hooray! my flight leaves already next Wednesday. being one of the few people who love flying, i cant wait to get my passport stamped.

BORACAY, HERE I COME!!!

until then, Happy Holidays y'all.



...originally published at THEANGRYHEDONIST.COM/BLOG.(comment?)

i feel so unspectacular.
bleh...so uninspired and plagued by bullshit.

MANILA SOOOOON!!!
gawd knows i need a holiday.

also, i found myself liking the smell of musk. ew/mm? hahahah.